May 2013
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cornchipz:
awkwardcontent:
Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.
some people never develop beyond this stage
nosdrinker:
jesus spoke out against divorce infinitely more than he did about homosexuality yet that’s conveniently left out of any discussions about “biblical marriage” lmao
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averypotterurl:
neildegrassetyson:
Who is the most attractive US president of all time?
It’s not the gorgeous Barack Obama or the zesty Bill Clinton or the tragically beautiful John F. Kennedy or either of the Roosevelts or even Baberaham Lincoln
THAT’S RIGHT FRIENDS
IT’S RUTHERFORD B. HAYES
#MORE LIKE RUTHERFORD B. HEEEEEEYYYYYYY HOW /YOU/ DOIN’
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When I'm asked to hold a baby
tpalla10:
whatshouldwecallme:
THIS.
giraphics:
mathmaticalkrillbits:
ukeking:
puberty either makes you a hot god or a potato
What if it makes you a hot potato
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